Chris Evans | 2014 Toronto International Film Festival Portrait Session

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If you are an artist, when you get stuck, draw bigger and on tracing paper when you are stuck. Consider this manual photoshop. Use scissors, trace, refine.

If you are a writer, when you get stuck, get a pad of paper and at least two colors of pen that contrast. When you get stuck, use your “replace this with actual language later” color. Just write what you want to say. “Make angry hero cry as villain drinks amazing latte. Figure out words later.”

If you get stuck in life, clean up your area and think about how big, and how small, the universe is. Either direction is practically infinite, suspending you in the middle.

If you are fey, remember when you weren’t. It will build compassion when you deal with mortals.

If you are a potato, please advise us how you use the Internet. We have so many questions, sentient spud bud.

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I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

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If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

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I'd buy every drop of coffee I ever consumed if it came from a legit Barisa of SHIELD. Just wanted to say that. (Your tag made me laugh so hard, I'm sorry, all I can see is Coulson in a Starbucks apron now.)

Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. my ass, I’m the PM Supervisor. You take orders from me, Coulson. 

But like… picture the Starbucks uniform. Except instead of the Starbucks logo, it’s the S.H.I.E.L.D. emblem. S.H.I.E.L.D.bucks. That’s what it is now.


i had a customer today that was just… ??? like he ordered a cappuccino and came back thirty seconds after i handed it to him and ask, “why is there so much foam in here? there’s like no liquid.”

so i said, “because it’s a cappuccino. did you not order a cappuccino?”

"no, i did. are you sure it’s supposed to have this much foam?"

"that’s what a cappuccino is. it has lots of foam."

and he just gave me this look before walking away. i was trying to be polite and i was ready to answer any questions he had or make him a new drink. but instead he looked at me like i was clearly fucking with him and wanted to see him suffer.

well, dude, next time don’t order a cappuccino. if you want a latte, order a latte, otherwise prepare for the foampocalypse.